Michael McGrath has bounced his own students out of a bar, given an interview to a Bogota radio station, lied convincingly about cashmere quotas, battled gout and gotten the whole crew lunch. His fiction, essays, humor and criticism have appeared in Open City, The Paris Review, McSweeney's, Vice, The Billfold and The Millions. 

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